Snow (Snow) (№ 341586)

- So you're Santa Claus?
- Yes, but... not quite the Santa Claus.
- Do you have flying reindeer, you live at the North Pole, you have it all... so you Santa Claus.
- Yes, but between the legendary Santa Claus and your humble servant there is a difference. Because almost everything you've heard about Santa Claus are myths or fabrications. For example, the little elves, who bustle around and help Santa Claus. This invention of the nineteenth century. And what they say about my money, creepy! And you know, when I'm laughing, I'm not shaking like a jelly on a plate. Do I look like jelly?