Character: Snowden Nick (Santa Claus)

- Well, what next?
- I'd like to fly with Nick. If the offer still stands.
- The offer is always valid.

- So you're Santa Claus?
- Yes, but... not quite the Santa Claus.
- Do you have flying reindeer, you live at the North Pole, you have it all... so you Santa Claus.
- Yes, but between the legendary Santa Claus and your humble servant there is a difference. Because almost everything you've heard about Santa Claus are myths or fabrications. For example, the little elves, who bustle around and help Santa Claus. This invention of the nineteenth century. And what they say about my money, creepy! And you know, when I'm laughing, I'm not shaking like a jelly on a plate. Do I look like jelly?

- I had a great time. As in a real family.
Exactly. Nick, you... you gave me back something that... that I thought I was forever lost.
Really? What?
Christmas.

- I think someone put on the dancing shoes...
What? No, I... I... I can't...
- Come here!
- I'd rather sit...
- Go-go, you will succeed! Put one hand here and the other on top.
- Well...
- We will dance a simple box-step, okay?
Box... Oh, did I step on your foot! Bad... I need to learn!..
- Nothing! You know, what do we do? We swing forward, backward...
- Swing...
Dedicated to the music. In the eighth grade. Just listen to the music.

- Okay. You tried to drag a buddy to your magic mirror. You tried to bring the mirror to him. Costume deer - it was a bad idea. We need a way to illegally confiscate it.
- It will not work. I can't seize it illegally.
- Wait! What did you say?! You can't just drop everything! Can't spit and go! You said - if buddy can't fly, no Christmas would be. But if you don't go, the whole world will be disappointed!
- Hector, I'm not going to give up! What makes you think that I will quit? I haven't even thought of!.. I just change tactics and attract sandy. She will help us.
- How would you do it?
- Too many questions.

A long time ago, in a far away land, there lived a cruel and sneaky ruler. And one Christmas, this cruel and sneaky ruler threw a feast for kings and Queens. And here is one beggar beggar entered the kitchen and decided to Rob food.
The bum grabbed. The cruel ruler was stingy. He told me to throw the bum on the street, in the frosty night.
But the cruel by the ruler did not know that this was no ordinary hobo. This man was a powerful wizard. And he put a curse on the evil ruler.
Obeying the curse, the master disappeared, but had to appear every year a week before Christmas. This week he had to give up part of their treasure, and to awaken in people the joy and fun.
You can imagine the cruel ruler had to give, and to give all the time to give... Until things get weird. He noticed that the joy he gave others, gradually and imperceptibly began to acquire his own. Been a long time, and he liked it. Of curse it gradually turned into a blessing.
The heart of the cruel ruler was filled with joy. And then began the amazing event. For example, as soon as he noticed that his bag with gold and gifts will soon be empty, he suddenly filled again. Such was the power of the curse.
It's a curse passed from generation to generation, from father to son and from my father passed to me. So I became Santa Claus.

- Is your plan? Deer masquerading as reindeer?
- All right. We will release it with the key, sandy, wear this outfit and get out of the zoo.
- Arrest us.

- What is it, Chester? [Points lying around on scraps of paper]
It was the theatre tickets. She loves when her persuade. And I thought I would together go to the theater... For Lorna it would be a gift for Christmas.
I say: I will not sit beside you in the dark! [Shouts from another room]
- Women have ears like a bat.
- She also has good hearing.
Twenty years I tried to get attention from this woman.
Chester. I heard... in Paris nice this time of year...
Yes. Even if I had the money, as if I forced her to fly with me across the ocean, even if it is in the theater with me did not want to go?
- That's right, you with it hard.

Where are we going?
- Buddy, I'm eight years old! I can't drive a car.

- What a beautiful view of Paris! [Sees a picture]
Thank you. Have you ever been there?
Yes... Try to visit... Once a year...
- I've always wanted to visit Paris. It is only a dream.
Is a nice city. Very French. The chimneys are tight.

So, let's begin. Hi, I am... hi, I'm Nick. Hello, I'm Nick. My name is Nick. And you probably don't get such problems. Then it happened: in your zoo got my deer. And I need it. Because the sleigh will not fly if the deer will be seven... No, I don't drink. No, the alarm is not necessary. You know, I would be much better if you put the gun down.

- What were you thinking?! I ask: what were you thinking when so wandering aimlessly through the woods? Before Christmas less than a week! And by the way, when are you gonna learn to fly? Like I have other things to do there! This is my first Christmas. I'll be in a red coat - large Santa Claus! And I need help, buddy! If harnessed to the sleigh and seven reindeer, they will not fly, and if the sleigh will not fly, and it would not be Christmas. No Christmas! Get it into your little reindeer hat! Think about it: you live close to a normal deer, they can't fly... What do you say dad? What? No, buddy, you can fly. I can, believe me. Trust Nick. You can fly, buddy, - you lack intelligence. You need to start with a running start, that's all! Just a running jump. See: step - step - step - step - jump. Do the step and jump. As in "Swan lake". Step - step...
- I bet twenty dollars that he hit his head and fell into childhood.