Character: Hector



Let's all go into the darkness of the night and drop everything, leave everything behind.
№ 415808   Added MegaMozg 26-03-2021 / 13:21
No photograph can convey the charm that the daughters of this supernatural old man possess. They have some kind of devilish trait that destroys the moral strength of a man and takes him beyond the bounds of honor and dishonor.
№ 415588   Added MegaMozg 22-03-2021 / 19:18
You have to be a patriot!
№ 404202   Added MegaMozg 20-09-2020 / 19:39
To push the limits of their capabilities, you should know where they are.
№ 376051   Added MegaMozg 08-08-2019 / 01:03
He's such a nice guy!..
Yes. Yes, perhaps.
- I'm happy for you.
- Lorna! Between me and Nick nothing! Nothing! Besides, he... he lives in Canada...
- On the word "nothing," you blushed.
№ 341580   Added MegaMozg 01-09-2018 / 15:07
- Okay. You tried to drag a buddy to your magic mirror. You tried to bring the mirror to him. Costume deer - it was a bad idea. We need a way to illegally confiscate it.
- It will not work. I can't seize it illegally.
- Wait! What did you say?! You can't just drop everything! Can't spit and go! You said - if buddy can't fly, no Christmas would be. But if you don't go, the whole world will be disappointed!
- Hector, I'm not going to give up! What makes you think that I will quit? I haven't even thought of!.. I just change tactics and attract sandy. She will help us.
- How would you do it?
- Too many questions.
№ 341578   Added MegaMozg 01-09-2018 / 15:05
- Is your plan? Deer masquerading as reindeer?
- All right. We will release it with the key, sandy, wear this outfit and get out of the zoo.
- Arrest us.
№ 341575   Added MegaMozg 01-09-2018 / 15:02
I never ate a slug. Where did you get it?
Is an eel. Caught in the Creek.
- Yes, but how? What?
- I don't know... Skill.
- Oh, right, skill. What is it? Where to get it?
Is not a thing, it just... comes to you. With its help, you're doing something without thinking. And you don't talk, more important.
№ 318325   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2018 / 15:44
- We have no choice. Will have to stay here for a couple of weeks.
But I'm hungry!
- There's a lot of food! If you know where to look.
But I don't know where to look, Hector! And I'm out of toilet paper, give me a little bit. I have to pee. They all go to the toilet, and you will too!
- Erase sheet.
Sheet?! I hate you.
And bury him!
- I will bury you.
№ 318324   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2018 / 15:43
Where are we going?
- Buddy, I'm eight years old! I can't drive a car.
№ 317382   Added MegaMozg 18-02-2018 / 18:04
To help you carry the tree?
Yeah, great idea. Thank you.
- Five dollars.
№ 317366   Added MegaMozg 18-02-2018 / 16:08
- I noticed that in this machine the backs do not recline. You're here... kissing?
- Hector! How old are you?
- I... well... twelve.
No, you eight. But you'll be a disgusting old man.
- Okay, okay, I won't.
№ 317365   Added MegaMozg 18-02-2018 / 16:07
- Geeek! What a coincidence!
- Hector! This is my best friend!
- I knew that sooner or later you'll settle down.
- Do you even gift?
№ 289743   Added MegaMozg 09-06-2017 / 12:54
I know the time
The judge of all. The end crowns the work,
And it will come.
№ 287937   Added MegaMozg 25-05-2017 / 14:25
- Hector, he wants to negotiate. Negotiate! How will we deal with that? We don't know how to negotiate, is the specialty of gwizdo!
- Very simple! Quietly. Smile. Chi-I-IP!
- What do you mean "smile"? And if I have any you ask?
- Calm down! Say: "Chi-I-IP!"
1 Season 12 Series
№ 287012   Added MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:27