Character: Lian-Chu
Is sleeping sickness, or the syndrome of the stone, or even lethargy. Two cups of the infusion of peony and she is going to dance tango. However, it could conjure a dragon. Personally, I've never seen. And yet...
- [Quietly] of Course not seen. He can't see beyond their own noses.
- ... I heard that pyrosaur capable of this. It's a dragon from the island of Petra.
Pyrosaur?
- I always thought that was a fairy tale!
- No, no, no, it's true!
- Tale lie, Yes in it a hint.
- Hmm. What kind of dragon is this? Big, ugly, with wings on the back? How many fingers did he have? Come on, say!
- I... don't know.
- He lives on a desert island, why is he here then?
- I... don't know.
- As he lulls people?
- I don't know. Where I got the answers to all the questions, I'm studying medicine!
Okay. How to cure it, doctor?
- What's the cure? Well... second... I think... Yes, it should be... I have no idea. Now, if you will bring me the dragon, I'll find a cure... hope.
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MegaMozg 02-07-2020 / 07:00
- Nothing happens, gwizdo.
I say, come! I believe in you, and the dragons easily fooled. We will do it!
- Oh, please, otherwise you'll be broke!
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MegaMozg 06-05-2020 / 14:15
- And now about the main thing. How can instill the authority of the dragon hunter, if he knits?!
But I broke their...
- You have snot for brains or what?! Knitting's for old ladies do!
- My mother taught to knit!
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MegaMozg 18-04-2020 / 12:09
- At least you can treat the work seriously? You're always running a circus, Lian-Chu! And the business only you have that to entertain these Yahoos!
- Well, I didn't mean to do...
Justification found! Why, tell me these assholes don't pay?!
- Because they have nothing?
- No! You don't have authority.
- What is the authority?
Well, as you say... Take Hector for example. Huge fangs, hair on end... so he looks presentable, and they're afraid of him! Get it?
- ...
- Does not reach. The authority is a hunter, from whom the earth trembles under my feet, okay? A need - it can even punch a couple of times debtors! BAM, BAM, cash on the barrel!.. Finally came?
- The authority - one who... customers pounding?
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MegaMozg 18-04-2020 / 12:06
- Gwizdo why we even hunt dragons?
- What's the question? We are dragon hunters, and all! Whether we are hunters beets, hunting would be beets. Nothing special.
- Yes, but... why are we hunter?
Because we know how to do it! Especially you. Lian-Chu, you have to hunt for dragons! They are sneaky and insidious. They are ruining the village, to devour the poor people, they don't wash it at night legs and not clean up after themselves!.. Finally, they talk with... with your mouth full.
1 Season 22 Series
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
The words of men should match its deeds.
1 Season 15 Series
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
- What happened to Ganlin? She's acting strange, very strange! So nice to me... not Herself. Weird!
Soon Valentine's day.
- So what? Holiday as a holiday, nothing special. Spring, a beautiful time of year... Oh Yes, I understand! Her wedding anniversary, isn't it? Rather, the anniversary of all three weddings. She was three times married, and always in the same day. Why so often to get married, do not understand!
Is the triumph of hope over experience.
- What a victory! Everything always ended in tears!
1 Season 15 Series
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MegaMozg 16-05-2017 / 10:08
The one who never cries, his true soul hides.
2 Season 41 Series
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MegaMozg 16-05-2017 / 10:08
- Where do we go when we die, gwizdo?
I really don't know where we live... So don't ask me about death because I don't have a clue...
- We are nowhere and everywhere at the same time, because we never really die, Zaza. Life goes on, and we live in the memory. Remember us in all that surrounds us.
- Wait a minute! Do you want to say that people after death continue to live in... well... colors?
Yes. And even in the river, the trees, the wind... Zaza, do not worry anymore. A feather will always be with you. He will look at you will be thinking about you.
- I knew it. Thank you, Lian-Chu.
2 Season 41 Series
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MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:29
- What's wrong, gwizdo? A contract so bad?
- Quite the contrary, this is the best contract I have ever seen in my life!
- So, are you better now?
- On the contrary! No, I've never felt so horrible. You even are able to enter into contracts better than I do! I'm a real loser!
1 Season 12 Series
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MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:27
- Hector, he wants to negotiate. Negotiate! How will we deal with that? We don't know how to negotiate, is the specialty of gwizdo!
- Very simple! Quietly. Smile. Chi-I-IP!
- What do you mean "smile"? And if I have any you ask?
- Calm down! Say: "Chi-I-IP!"
1 Season 12 Series
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MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:27
It's all your fault, Lian-Chu! It was your stupid plan to drown the dragon!
But that was your plan.
- Don't change the subject! I decided that it was your fault, then it's your fault! How can you argue with such logic?!
1 Season 12 Series
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MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:26
- Gwizdo, they are very nutritious!
Yes, hard as rocks, and it tastes like dragon shit.
Quote Explanation: They meant Sakamaki, a fruit similar to a cross between coconut and kiwi.
1 Season 12 Series
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MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:26
- How my grandpa used to say: "One job a day is enough."
- Gwizdo, you never told me about his grandfather.
Because we're orphans, you dummy! When I say "As my grandpa used to say," it's just an expression.
2 Season 31 Series
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MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:22
- Gwizdo, look at this: Pomeranian pine! Here's the wood we need for the hotel!
- I need to eat. Otherwise, when spring comes, you'll bring me flowers on the grave.
2 Season 31 Series
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MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:22
