Character: Gwizdo
Is sleeping sickness, or the syndrome of the stone, or even lethargy. Two cups of the infusion of peony and she is going to dance tango. However, it could conjure a dragon. Personally, I've never seen. And yet...
- [Quietly] of Course not seen. He can't see beyond their own noses.
- ... I heard that pyrosaur capable of this. It's a dragon from the island of Petra.
Pyrosaur?
- I always thought that was a fairy tale!
- No, no, no, it's true!
- Tale lie, Yes in it a hint.
- Hmm. What kind of dragon is this? Big, ugly, with wings on the back? How many fingers did he have? Come on, say!
- I... don't know.
- He lives on a desert island, why is he here then?
- I... don't know.
- As he lulls people?
- I don't know. Where I got the answers to all the questions, I'm studying medicine!
Okay. How to cure it, doctor?
- What's the cure? Well... second... I think... Yes, it should be... I have no idea. Now, if you will bring me the dragon, I'll find a cure... hope.
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MegaMozg 02-07-2020 / 07:00
- You need to see this. Well, what diagnosis will you deliver?
- Hmm.
- ...
- Mne-uh... skin and bones. Emaciated, while waiting for your dinner. In this hotel is terrible service. Don't count on a tip, young man!
Quote Explanation: Gwizdo wanted Kao, as a doctor, examined the visitors of the tavern, which was struck by an unknown virus, but sighted Cao beguiled the sick man with the coat hanging on the rack.
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MegaMozg 28-06-2020 / 00:39
In time, young lady! Your service leaves much to be desired.
- Noble Kao, what are you doing here?
- Honey, your voice reminds me of one brat.
- I, Kao, gwizdo! Dragon hunter.
- I thought so. Slipped to the waiter? A brilliant career! Where's my dinner?! I'm waiting for him for three days! Three!
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MegaMozg 28-06-2020 / 00:36
- Nothing happens, gwizdo.
I say, come! I believe in you, and the dragons easily fooled. We will do it!
- Oh, please, otherwise you'll be broke!
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MegaMozg 06-05-2020 / 14:15
- This is a tragedy?
A tragedy, my young lady, that when the noble art of offering a symbolic vision of the world and based on the interaction of written text and the individuality of the actor, thought and living life are woven in a special ritual through which the human spirit rises to unprecedented heights of transcendental Holiness. Understand, my girl?
- No.
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MegaMozg 06-05-2020 / 14:09
- And now about the main thing. How can instill the authority of the dragon hunter, if he knits?!
But I broke their...
- You have snot for brains or what?! Knitting's for old ladies do!
- My mother taught to knit!
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MegaMozg 18-04-2020 / 12:09
- At least you can treat the work seriously? You're always running a circus, Lian-Chu! And the business only you have that to entertain these Yahoos!
- Well, I didn't mean to do...
Justification found! Why, tell me these assholes don't pay?!
- Because they have nothing?
- No! You don't have authority.
- What is the authority?
Well, as you say... Take Hector for example. Huge fangs, hair on end... so he looks presentable, and they're afraid of him! Get it?
- ...
- Does not reach. The authority is a hunter, from whom the earth trembles under my feet, okay? A need - it can even punch a couple of times debtors! BAM, BAM, cash on the barrel!.. Finally came?
- The authority - one who... customers pounding?
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MegaMozg 18-04-2020 / 12:06
- Gwizdo why we even hunt dragons?
- What's the question? We are dragon hunters, and all! Whether we are hunters beets, hunting would be beets. Nothing special.
- Yes, but... why are we hunter?
Because we know how to do it! Especially you. Lian-Chu, you have to hunt for dragons! They are sneaky and insidious. They are ruining the village, to devour the poor people, they don't wash it at night legs and not clean up after themselves!.. Finally, they talk with... with your mouth full.
1 Season 22 Series
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
Oh, God, not-e-et! No, no, no! You have no idea, it's terrible! I could be wrong, but I think I'm not mistaken! She and I... dinner... Koshma-ar! Oh, I'm not mistaken. Please, Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh! No, I like living here, the fee is low, however, I'm not crying... No, sometimes I... uh... well, I never cry. Well, Janlin a very nice woman. Ganlin... she... a woman, Yes. Yes, Ganlin... I mean, I like her, but she... uh... She wants to marry me!!!
Quote Explanation: Inexpressible emotions gwizdo after a conversation with Ganlin.
1 Season 15 Series
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:01
- You're something special saw, Ganlin?
- Not something, but someone.
Wow! Getting ready for some celebration, right?
- Not the triumph, but for a romantic dinner for two. Then, of course, will be a wedding celebration, and what!..
- Seriously?! Didn't know that you're in love! So who's the lucky guy?
- Well, we'll start with a pigeon roast, then I'm a unicorn roast on the bone, and will then be baked cockroaches.
- Amazing! I love the unicorn! Cool!
- It's something I know, therefore, prepare. Here are just two portions: me... and you.
1 Season 15 Series
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MegaMozg 17-05-2017 / 09:00
- What happened to Ganlin? She's acting strange, very strange! So nice to me... not Herself. Weird!
Soon Valentine's day.
- So what? Holiday as a holiday, nothing special. Spring, a beautiful time of year... Oh Yes, I understand! Her wedding anniversary, isn't it? Rather, the anniversary of all three weddings. She was three times married, and always in the same day. Why so often to get married, do not understand!
Is the triumph of hope over experience.
- What a victory! Everything always ended in tears!
1 Season 15 Series
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MegaMozg 16-05-2017 / 10:08
- Yeah, your sauce showed character, gwizdo. From now on you will do the dishes, I'll do the cooking, okay?
- Well, I can't be the best in everything! In the end I'm a hunter of dragons, Ganlin. This means that when I make a salad dressing, it turns out bacteriological weapons against the dragon.
2 Season 41 Series
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MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:29
People eat you alive when you plant, and the plants you eat, when you are a man! So what to do? A person can enjoy even a moment of solitude in this world?! To turn into a rock or something?
2 Season 41 Series
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MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:29
- Tell me gwizdo what you put in the sauce that he killed my salad, and it now looks like straw? Come quickly went to collect tomatoes in the garden!
- Now?! Ganlin, wait! At night all the zombies come out!
What do you mean?
Yes... in General... so... Forget it.
2 Season 41 Series
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MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:29
- Where do we go when we die, gwizdo?
I really don't know where we live... So don't ask me about death because I don't have a clue...
- We are nowhere and everywhere at the same time, because we never really die, Zaza. Life goes on, and we live in the memory. Remember us in all that surrounds us.
- Wait a minute! Do you want to say that people after death continue to live in... well... colors?
Yes. And even in the river, the trees, the wind... Zaza, do not worry anymore. A feather will always be with you. He will look at you will be thinking about you.
- I knew it. Thank you, Lian-Chu.
2 Season 41 Series
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MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:29
