Cartoon: Dragon hunters (Dragon Hunters)



Is sleeping sickness, or the syndrome of the stone, or even lethargy. Two cups of the infusion of peony and she is going to dance tango. However, it could conjure a dragon. Personally, I've never seen. And yet...
- [Quietly] of Course not seen. He can't see beyond their own noses.
- ... I heard that pyrosaur capable of this. It's a dragon from the island of Petra.
Pyrosaur?
- I always thought that was a fairy tale!
- No, no, no, it's true!
- Tale lie, Yes in it a hint.
- Hmm. What kind of dragon is this? Big, ugly, with wings on the back? How many fingers did he have? Come on, say!
- I... don't know.
- He lives on a desert island, why is he here then?
- I... don't know.
- As he lulls people?
- I don't know. Where I got the answers to all the questions, I'm studying medicine!
Okay. How to cure it, doctor?
- What's the cure? Well... second... I think... Yes, it should be... I have no idea. Now, if you will bring me the dragon, I'll find a cure... hope.
№ 399671   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2020 / 07:00
- You need to see this. Well, what diagnosis will you deliver?
- Hmm.
- ...
- Mne-uh... skin and bones. Emaciated, while waiting for your dinner. In this hotel is terrible service. Don't count on a tip, young man!
Quote Explanation: Gwizdo wanted Kao, as a doctor, examined the visitors of the tavern, which was struck by an unknown virus, but sighted Cao beguiled the sick man with the coat hanging on the rack.
№ 399257   Added MegaMozg 28-06-2020 / 00:39
In time, young lady! Your service leaves much to be desired.
- Noble Kao, what are you doing here?
- Honey, your voice reminds me of one brat.
- I, Kao, gwizdo! Dragon hunter.
- I thought so. Slipped to the waiter? A brilliant career! Where's my dinner?! I'm waiting for him for three days! Three!
№ 399256   Added MegaMozg 28-06-2020 / 00:36
- Nothing happens, gwizdo.
I say, come! I believe in you, and the dragons easily fooled. We will do it!
- Oh, please, otherwise you'll be broke!
№ 393138   Added MegaMozg 06-05-2020 / 14:15
- This is a tragedy?
A tragedy, my young lady, that when the noble art of offering a symbolic vision of the world and based on the interaction of written text and the individuality of the actor, thought and living life are woven in a special ritual through which the human spirit rises to unprecedented heights of transcendental Holiness. Understand, my girl?
- No.
№ 393136   Added MegaMozg 06-05-2020 / 14:09
- And now about the main thing. How can instill the authority of the dragon hunter, if he knits?!
But I broke their...
- You have snot for brains or what?! Knitting's for old ladies do!
- My mother taught to knit!
№ 391562   Added MegaMozg 18-04-2020 / 12:09
- At least you can treat the work seriously? You're always running a circus, Lian-Chu! And the business only you have that to entertain these Yahoos!
- Well, I didn't mean to do...
Justification found! Why, tell me these assholes don't pay?!
- Because they have nothing?
- No! You don't have authority.
- What is the authority?
Well, as you say... Take Hector for example. Huge fangs, hair on end... so he looks presentable, and they're afraid of him! Get it?
- ...
- Does not reach. The authority is a hunter, from whom the earth trembles under my feet, okay? A need - it can even punch a couple of times debtors! BAM, BAM, cash on the barrel!.. Finally came?
- The authority - one who... customers pounding?
№ 391561   Added MegaMozg 18-04-2020 / 12:06
You... you forgive me, Lian-Chu. I'm sorry, because I'm going to do what you don't like. I thought about it and realize that everyone needs a mother. But you're not them! One day they'll see it and then you'll eat. Or banish you and you will again become an orphan.
This is not your family, Lian-Chu. We are your family.
Quote Explanation: Zaza is going to kill the mother dragon, who was sheltered in loving memory of Lian-Chu.
№ 391383   Added MegaMozg 16-04-2020 / 12:24