Character: Hector. Page 2



- What about Lucy? I think you had designs on her?
- There is no one else who I would have liked.
- She's a lesbian.
I am a cure for lesbianism.
- No, you're really humble guy.
№ 278158   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2017 / 10:28
- Look, I'm trying to talk to you.
- What, my friend?
Well, it's just... I was... a little hard with Rachel.
- God, you don't need to discuss it with me. You never do that.
What?
Otherwise we will have problems. We with you can spend time talking about sports, the weather, until you get bored.
Yes, Yes.
But we can't talk about Rachel. And if you talk about it, then the only thing I think was that the goat sleeps with my daughter.
№ 278151   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2017 / 10:27
- Wait, is that porn? It's humiliating.
- It's insulting.
- Yes, I agree.
- Let's watch anyway.
№ 278150   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2017 / 10:27
- Tell me more. Sex is better before marriage or after?
- Will you stop?
Because when I had sex with married women, they said they were fine with me.
- Rach?
- Get married and find out yourself.
- Come on, Cooper will not be able to do so. That's a few years of his life.
- I'm not monogamous.
- Do you really think that there is no one person you wanted to spend the rest of your life?
- Or maybe even anybody out there?
- Rach, come on.
- What? It's full of stunning women.
- Yes, fully. And I'm trying to sleep with all of them.
And always work, Yes?
Even the birds and the bees tell each other about me.
№ 278142   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2017 / 10:26
- Well, let's hang flowers and put the jacket in the water.
- I can do that.
№ 278140   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2017 / 10:26
- Come, I'll show you our new couch.
- Our expensive new sofa.
- Amenities money can not be measured.
- See? The woman understands me.
№ 278139   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2017 / 10:26
- I invited her because I have a plan.
- Oh, no.
- I think you can attach the Coop.
Great idea. Great, but would be better if we will not do this.
№ 278134   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2017 / 10:25
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck to you?
- Today's wedding. Witnesses always spoil the wedding.
№ 278128   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2017 / 10:24
- I like the girl with the flowers.
Yeah, I know.
- She likes me, right? I have a feeling he likes me.
- Coop, today is the day of my wedding, let's talk about me.
- Yes, of course. You don't think she likes me?
№ 278126   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2017 / 10:24
Pass the knowledge. Sometimes that's all you can do. Take, make and share. Not for me, not for you but for someone, somewhere, someday. Say, guys, that's a rule that you must learn. Pass it on.
№ 204774   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 10:39
Happiness is being loved for who you are.
№ 202214   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 08:48
The rituals above God put
Only idolaters alone;
And the insane will that seeks
Advantages to give biased
A subject that is deprived of them.
№ 162973   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 20:38
The best moments in reading are when you find a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things that you think are special, loved ones. And here they are made by someone else, someone you've never met, perhaps long dead. As if a hand reached out and touched your.
The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - that you'd thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you've never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it's as if a hand has come out, and taken yours.
№ 146534   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 18:52
Good! heart itself does not crash immoderate sorrow.
Against the destiny of man, I will not send to Aides;
But fate, as I think, has not been exempt none earthly beings
Husband nor brave nor timid, as soon as he is born.
Shestoy, my dear, in the house, attend to their business;
Textile, yarn simisa, tell wives homemade
His business to correct; and the war - husbands attended to
All, well most of me, in sacred Ilion born
Quote Explanation: The Sixth Song. Andromache
№ 115283   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 11:13
- What a beautiful morning, the Poseidon blesses us.
- Sometimes the gods bless us in the morning and evening curse.
№ 64088   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:10