Movie: Imagine us together (Imagine Me & You)

- I heard that it happens. The French especially.
- Someone else, not like these perverts?

I am so nervous. But what about grandchildren? Who do I provide them?
- There is a new invention. Called "sperm Bank."

Know if not heck, in a sea full of other fish. Male.

- I go to restaurants with a man.
- How do you like it?
- If you're holding a hot Cup of coffee and realize that I have to sneeze. These are the feelings.

- Good morning. I'm looking for flowers for a breakup.
- What?
- A breakup.
- Explain.
- Well, I don't like my girlfriend, and I want to break up with her with the flowers.
- It should be a bouquet, and better if it will be hydrangeas. They mean: "it's over, but don't forget me."
Great. I'll take it.
- One bouquet?
A bouquet of hydrangeas, Yes.
But here it a bit.
- Well, I don't care she forget me or not.
- You know what? Get out!
- Excuse me?
Get out! Get out of my store!

I've already tried. Not anymore. I love men. I mean, I hate them, of course. I really hope at least once to be with a woman. But in Norway I want somehow to go. Understand me? Probably, too will not succeed.

- Do not move.
What?
- No, just... back girl I never called back. Don't move. Okay?

I'm getting old. And I look at you. Look at your life. And see stability. As well as trust and consistency. And I think, "God, I'm glad I'm not you".

- What about Lucy? I think you had designs on her?
- There is no one else who I would have liked.
- She's a lesbian.
I am a cure for lesbianism.
- No, you're really humble guy.

The Azalea means "I Wish to achieve financial independence". <...> The Lily means... the Lily means "I let you love me."

- I have something to tell you. I believe I will be able to be with one person the rest of your life, but it will be female.
- I understand.
Really?
My best friend Natalie Curtis. I'd rather spend my life with her and not with some guy. Here. This does not mean that I'm gay?

Grandparents want grandchildren until they have the strength to play with them.

- Look, I'm trying to talk to you.
- What, my friend?
Well, it's just... I was... a little hard with Rachel.
- God, you don't need to discuss it with me. You never do that.
What?
Otherwise we will have problems. We with you can spend time talking about sports, the weather, until you get bored.
Yes, Yes.
But we can't talk about Rachel. And if you talk about it, then the only thing I think was that the goat sleeps with my daughter.

- Wait, is that porn? It's humiliating.
- It's insulting.
- Yes, I agree.
- Let's watch anyway.