Movie: Hunting savages (Hunt for the Wilderpeople)



I never ate a slug. Where did you get it?
Is an eel. Caught in the Creek.
- Yes, but how? What?
- I don't know... Skill.
- Oh, right, skill. What is it? Where to get it?
Is not a thing, it just... comes to you. With its help, you're doing something without thinking. And you don't talk, more important.
№ 318325   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2018 / 15:44
- We have no choice. Will have to stay here for a couple of weeks.
But I'm hungry!
- There's a lot of food! If you know where to look.
But I don't know where to look, Hector! And I'm out of toilet paper, give me a little bit. I have to pee. They all go to the toilet, and you will too!
- Erase sheet.
Sheet?! I hate you.
And bury him!
- I will bury you.
№ 318324   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2018 / 15:43
Lost in the woods.
A broken ankle.
Poor uncle. Although... whatever.
№ 318323   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2018 / 15:42
- Look, we're lost. I got hurt, he's OK - I think we are rested!
- I rested! He made me do all sorts of things.
- What kind of things?
- Yes, all sorts! His leg ached, and he forced me to do things for him. At first it was difficult because I have very soft hands, but I was used to. I don't really want to do it, but otherwise it will not survive! I wasn't always heavy, sometimes I was doing this to himself, but he almost never took part in it. I asked him to play with me but he forced me to play alone.
- I'm gonna be sick. I'm sick of you, Hugh.
- Okay, wait. He doesn't understand what is!
- You're a damn pervert!
№ 318322   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2018 / 15:41
- I hate you!
- I love you too!
- Fuck you!
- Just like you!
- You can kill me right here!.. Please don't kill me.
№ 318319   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2018 / 15:38
I wasn't lost! I even founded a city there. Ricetown. Population Rica.
№ 318318   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2018 / 15:37
I and fatty Baby
We ran, ate, read, while you sleep.
And it was stud.
Me and this fat kid
We ran, we ate and read books
And it was the best.
Quote Explanation: Haiku "Me and this fat kid". In Russian translation 17 syllable structure of haiku lost.
№ 262281   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:22
You know, sometimes in life it seems that there is no escape. Like sheep trapped in a maze designed for wolves.
You know, sometimes in life it seems like there's no way out. Like a sheep trapped in a maze designed by wolves.
Quote Explanation: Inaccurate Russian translations. "Designed by wolves" - developed (invented) by wolves, and not "intended for wolves."
№ 262280   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:22
Trees. Birds. Rivers under heaven.
And I'm running with uncle Huck.
It would have lived.
Trees. Birds. Rivers. Sky.
Running with my Uncle Hec,
Living forever.
Quote Explanation: Haiku "Trees. Birds. Rivers. Sky". In Russian translation 17 syllable structure of haiku lost.
№ 262278   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:22
Kinga, you're an asshole, you ass.
I can't stand you.
Please die.
Kingi you wanker.
You arsehole, I hate you heaps.
Please die soon, in pain.
Quote Explanation: Haiku "Kingi you wanker". In Russian translation 17 syllable structure of haiku lost.
№ 262277   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:22
I didn't want this life, life chose me.
I didn't choose the skuxx life, the skuxx life chose me.
Quote Explanation: In Russian translation completely lost the definition of "skuxx", filling it with life and volume. Skuxx is a "gangsta" who trys to be cute but also maintain his "tough cunt" act. The result is a man whore with no individuality.
№ 262276   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:22