Alexander Popov. (№ 346208)

- Could you lend me five thousand rubles?
Well, I could... But, I seem to be only four...
- At four -- an Even number, bad luck... But I'm not superstitious! Especially tomorrow, on our next date you can bring the remaining amount. <...>
- You know what! There ain't no tomorrow! And no, a thousand I will not bring!
- I feel like I just got robbed.