The father of the bride (Father of the Bride) (№ 347073)

- Mother brown handed me a list of next of kin.
- (unfolds a sheet with a list) Is that a joke?!
Now, not joking. Eight of them live in Copenhagen, the bride's parents - are required!
- You imagine how much a ticket out of Denmark and back?!
And eight tickets?
- Actually nine. Cousin Joanna, Rita, the woman "body" and it takes two armchairs.
- Yes let though sitting in the aisle, what do I care! I do not intend to pay!