Character: Matty Banks



"..."The Church can invite anyone you like, let dust in the eyes if you want, but more than 150 people in this house will not fit, even on the wedding day! So, start reducing!
- Okay. Jim pepper with his wife.
- Began with my friends?!
- Okay, let's start with mine. I cut their best customers. <...> Jim pepper with his wife?
I know him for twenty years.
- You haven't seen him for fifteen years!
Okay. Will say I lost his address.
<...>
- I only invited one person, Cameron. Mom said I can invite a friend.
- Over two hundred and fifty dollars you can see Cameron after the wedding!
- What about Harry Kirby? We haven't seen...
- Is Harry Kirby died last year?
- Yes! Of course! Great! ... Sorry.
<...>
- Can I again make Cameron to the list if he promises not to eat?
You know, it's not a bad idea! Who else can we ask not to eat?!
- Why don't we have entrance fee?! Then we will be able to earn at the wedding!
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- Mother brown handed me a list of next of kin.
- (unfolds a sheet with a list) Is that a joke?!
Now, not joking. Eight of them live in Copenhagen, the bride's parents - are required!
- You imagine how much a ticket out of Denmark and back?!
And eight tickets?
- Actually nine. Cousin Joanna, Rita, the woman "body" and it takes two armchairs.
- Yes let though sitting in the aisle, what do I care! I do not intend to pay!
№ 347073   Added MegaMozg 17-10-2018 / 10:02