David Foenkinos. The erotic potential of my wife (№ 354054)

... every human being, coming to Earth, became a star. Each of us was an event and a happy event. The child was enjoying the last moments of great bliss, and rightly so, because it was extremely unlikely that he was destined ever to experience such feelings; except to plunge naked into the icy water, pre-vykushav three liters of Irish whiskey.