Sklifosovsky (№ 362951)

- New anecdote, a Patient comes to the doctor: doctor, I have these dreams, but there all speak English. Doctor: well, learn English. A month later, the patient returns, well, the doctor and asks: well, learned the language and everybody understand now? He: no. I now sleep with a translator.
- Fell from the balcony of the eighth floor, and fell on the Billboard. There was a hall rented for a wedding. Pulse I do not like it.
- The groom, I mean. While the pulse has to be good or is it a woman's intuition? Where are the recovery discs? Great guy, I'm Dr. Bragin. You do not want to live? Hush, hush. So you were lucky twice: first, it immediately crashed, and the second that he was on my watch. I'm the guy to die will not give. What are you doing, man? I think she doesn't need it, so nobody needs? You know, with me, the same happened when my wife left. I stood on the windowsill and I had to make only a step in and out the window. One step. But life, she is beautiful and fun and you will soon see this.