TV series: Sklifosovsky

- I kind of have been living for a long time ...

The boss must love other people's stupidity and respect his own.

He's not some Tajik to you. He is a human.

It is impossible to survive the child. Your mother will die with you. The heart will die, the soul, and the body will simply exist. This is scary.

Everyone suffers something. Only egoists live and rejoice.

- What is good, bad? And then I have exhausted the shit limit for today.

- Lies, threats, blackmail - it's simple.

You Bragin? How's the response? To him, I said not allowed?
- And you, apparently, that bride, that from the balcony jump? He is in a state of moderate severity. Doing the right thing. Go home.
- You think I'm bad and to blame? Honestly, I'm not guilty. Gosh just very impressionable, He said that if I betray him, he is thrown out of the window. The truth is, just kissed Alex, and gosh saw it. Everyone says to throw out, but no one rushes...
- And you decided to check? Kindergarten. As the anecdote in the life... Doctor, my wife is cheating, and the horns do not grow. A right that does not grow. It does not happen. It's all fiction. Patient: I thought it was just a lack of calcium in the body...

- And really wanted to be killed, when you wife left you?
- Are you kidding me? Yeah I started to drink, walk and be glad, and continue to do so far.
- I thought so. You just distracted until the sedative works.
- What is a divorce? This is the stage sequel, a new series and a wedding.
- God forbid, no more weddings.

- New anecdote, a Patient comes to the doctor: doctor, I have these dreams, but there all speak English. Doctor: well, learn English. A month later, the patient returns, well, the doctor and asks: well, learned the language and everybody understand now? He: no. I now sleep with a translator.
- Fell from the balcony of the eighth floor, and fell on the Billboard. There was a hall rented for a wedding. Pulse I do not like it.
- The groom, I mean. While the pulse has to be good or is it a woman's intuition? Where are the recovery discs? Great guy, I'm Dr. Bragin. You do not want to live? Hush, hush. So you were lucky twice: first, it immediately crashed, and the second that he was on my watch. I'm the guy to die will not give. What are you doing, man? I think she doesn't need it, so nobody needs? You know, with me, the same happened when my wife left. I stood on the windowsill and I had to make only a step in and out the window. One step. But life, she is beautiful and fun and you will soon see this.

Don't short cut nails, the skin coarsens, the tips lose sensitivity. Have you ever assisted?
Yes. In Moscow there.
Well, good time to start. You know the joke: Doctor to the patient before surgery says: sick, that you so worry, all goes well. The doctor, it's my first operation. Doctor: well, I, too, first, but I kept...