Bill Hicks. (№ 410816)

Why is marijuana illegal? It grows naturally on our planet, performs thousands of different functions, and they are all positive. Making marijuana illegal is like saying God made a mistake. As on the seventh day, God looked down: “This is it. My Creation, perfect and holy in all respects. Now I can rest. (Makes a shocked expression on his face.) Oh dear! I left the damn weed all over the place. I shouldn't have smoked that joint on the third day. Hehe, That was the day I created the possum. It still amuses me. But if I leave weed all over the place, it will give people the impression that they should ... use it. Now I have to create Republicans. "