Author of quotes: Bill Hicks

All governments are deceitful and corrupt.

I only deal with facts, which is why I'm a cocky fucking bastard.

Have you ever noticed that people who believe in creationism look really undeveloped? The eyes are very close-set, with large hairy arms and legs. "I believe that God created me in one day." Yes, it looks like he was in a hurry.

Oh, I'm sorry, I was serious about life.

The definition of black irony is that proponents of life imprisonment kill doctors who perform abortions.

I liked it when Bush came out and said, "We are losing the war on drugs." Do you know what this means? There is a war going on and people who use drugs are winning it.

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're being raised with, isn't it? Believe or Die! Thank you, all-forgiving Lord, for all these options.

I believe there is equality for all of humanity. We all suck.

I'm tired of this shitty chatter "isn't humanity neat". We are the shoe virus.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war for personal freedom.

They want you to be an obedient, apathetic consumer.

I have gone in love, in laughter and in truth, and wherever truth, love, and laughter reside, I am there in spirit.

Look, the next revolution is going to be a revolution of ideas.

We are intermediaries in our own creative evolution.