Matchmakers (№ 414455)

- Come on!
- Sho come on? Did you start throwing in the middle of the day?
- Let's talk.
- Sho tell you, bald?
- Oh! See, Olga Nikolaevna. She already came up with a nickname for me. Bald.
- And who are you? Do you need sho from me? What did you stick to me?
- And I need to know for what transgressions before society and the law you, citizen Valyukh, have a criminal record?
- Omechka! That's not what you thought. Vanya!
- Sho Vanechka?
- Vanyusha.
- Sho Vanyusha? Where are you going? Sit, I said!
- Vanechka, well wait, well wait.
- Escape, huh?