George Bernard Shaw. House of broken hearts (№ 415813)

One cheeks and the other kisses her. One gets money and the other spends.
- I'm wondering which of us is more profitable than this deal?
- You. These people have been sitting in their office all their lives. You will have to endure it from lunch to morning breakfast. But most of that time you'll be sleeping. All day you will dispose of yourself at your own discretion. And you will spend his money. If this is too much for you, marry a captain of a long voyage.