Stand Up (№ 416580)

Now in Moscow I rent housing, there are many different breadings and there is such breading as "eurodvushka". Who does not know what it is, "eurodvushka" is odnushka. And I didn't know that, the realtor tells me, you want to see. And I'm like, "Sounds European, I'll see!" I came, looked at one room, went out and didn't see the other room. I think, ***, Europeans are hiding a room! I ask the realtor where the second room is. She's like, "What's the second?" And how many rooms do you have in a two-bedroom apartment? She's like, "One!" and what's the two-piece? She replies to me: "You did not understand, there is a large kitchen, you can put a sofa." I think: it turns out, five sofa - five-room will be, right?