Open MIC (№ 426750)

My wife is trying to accustom me to proper nutrition. Recently made lentil soup, says: "Did you know that there is more protein in lentils than in chicken? So lentils are cooler than chicken!" I don't know about chicken, but I was outraged: "You compared them by only one parameter. On the content of nutrients". My wife got started, said: But by what criterion can a chicken be cooler than lentils? There are no children, time to, we have fun as much as we can, we have fascinating conversations. By what criterion is chicken cooler than lentils? Well, for example, on fighting qualities! How's that for you? The chicken will just stomp your lentils into the ground!