Female stand-up (№ 431842)

The likelihood of meeting your soul mate, conventionally, is the person who suits us perfectly. This is probably equal to 1 in 285 thousand. This is very small! The only lower probability is that Icos will stop stinking. With such a probability, 24.5 men are suitable in Moscow. I don't know what half of the man is there, apparently, Moscow is some kind of bisexual. One half for me, the other for some Vitalik. Divide vertically. <...> To meet at least one of these 24, you need hundreds of people to pass through you over the course of twenty years. In theory, only women who sit in a booth in the subway have a chance to meet their soul mate. That's why they are looking at us all so pointedly.