Female stand-up (№ 466332)

You people who call yourselves larks, why did you decide that you are these particular birds? I read all about larks, about these birds. And nowhere is it written that they get up early. Google the pictures, they have no problems sleeping. Owls are understandable because they sleep. But why larks? People invented this too. But it seems to me that you are a morning person only so that they don’t call you roosters.