Jonathan SAFRAN Foer. Extremely loud & incredibly close (№ 48580)

That night, lying in bed, I invented a special drain system, which at one end is drawn under every pillow in new York, and the other is connected to the reservoir. Where the people cried myself to sleep, tears will always flow into one place, and in the morning the weatherman would report increased or lowered the water level in the reservoir of tears, and all will be clear, how many weights new Yorkers at heart.