Alexander Pokrovsky. shoot (№ 69213)

And what you can do, comrade captain third rank, a submariner in the Royal Navy of Russia?.. I can:
From Toastmasters to the janitor,
From the spades to space,
From the ditch to the fleet!
Can - to wear, to carry, to dig, pour, paste!
Can - wipe with a damp cloth!
Can - again!
And to protect the Homeland?
And this is - "defend the Homeland". Homeland begins with a doormat... for a submariner in the Royal Navy of Russia... and chemist, sorry for the expression...