Unbelievable adventures of Italians in Russia (№ 71274)

- I want to know everything about you. Be honest with me.
Why?
Why? Then to find out that your grandmother whispered in your ear!
- Shut up, stupid!
But my mom taught me to always tell the truth.
- What kind of mother? You've never been!
- And what I then came to light? Without a mother?