Character: Giuseppe

No matter if you're gonna leave me now... I love you, I love you. I didn't know that so can love. I didn't know what it is so strong feeling. I am yours and will always be yours.

We all think - that we are eternal
And that time there is always
To make it up at the meeting tomorrow,
To tell that for a long time already torn
Forget all the funny insults,
Pride, pettiness, fear to be deceived
And, as the water, madly, shamelessly,
In the love plunge.
We all think - that we are eternal
And that time always remains,
Just remember - one evening
You decide,
And he's not coming back...

Oh, and I'm hungry with this legwork!
- He was even more hungry, be quiet!

Let me out! I am the only child in the family!
And the one - defective!

- Goodbye, captain!
Mayor.
- Goodbye, sir, goodbye!
Mayor, fool!
Major Idiot!

- In Italy there is a saying: who found a friend, he found the treasure. Remember, you have in Italy a friend.
- Andrew! Two friends.
Three, Andrew! If anyone should be killed, write, come!

About the lion:
- He doesn't understand Italian!
- Of course does not understand, he is Russian!

- I want to know everything about you. Be honest with me.
Why?
Why? Then to find out that your grandmother whispered in your ear!
- Shut up, stupid!
But my mom taught me to always tell the truth.
- What kind of mother? You've never been!
- And what I then came to light? Without a mother?

And don't you know that I am a native Russian?
- Yes?
- What don't you see?
- Very noticeable! You have a beautiful Ukrainian accent!

- ...Even the clock had to lay!
- My watch.
And "Fiat" was sold.
My "Fiat".
- No small matter, soon we will have a lot of money.
- Would rather... Tired to walk and without a clock.

- When I have a lot of money, I will take medicine and will do plastic surgery.
- Why plastic?
- To put in order the face of your sister.