plastic surgery [Theme]
Wasp sting is a budget option for Botox. And anesthesia. The face loses sensitivity up to the chin; you can use it to hammer slate nails. And wrinkles are smoothed out. Babble!
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Viker 18-12-2023 / 10:43
sit!
Quote Explanation: Stand-up concert "Adult", 2022.
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MegaMozg 19-02-2022 / 13:36
to me? I won't take her out anymore! There are no forty-year-old female escorts. When a man brings her to Dubai, and she takes him sun loungers in the morning. And then it seems strange to me to do only one breast at forty. All the same, the rest of the body is still getting worse, everything is getting old there. And in the end, the chest against the background of all this will look like Moscow City.
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Viker 29-09-2021 / 18:21
- Yes, because these fools with breast prostheses, they are all squeezed. Do you think a normal person will voluntarily cram polymer jellyfish into himself? How do they live with these crazy people?
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Viker 20-08-2021 / 11:54
- You should have seen what I had cheeks. I liked it so much was Dr. DeWitt. So much so that I returned to him for a Brazilian butt lift.
- It didn't go so smoothly?
- Have you ever seen a pillowcase full of doorknobs?
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MegaMozg 06-07-2020 / 21:36
Tell me, are the founders of sects are born with wild eyes, or plastic surgery do?
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Viker 16-06-2020 / 11:19
What God created Breasts under the knife or the head under the guillotine!
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MegaMozg 22-12-2019 / 10:56
Subtlety is for poets and plastic surgeons.
1 Season 10 Series
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MegaMozg 04-12-2019 / 16:26
- Got in a fight?
Is that what you mean? No, I again did a plastic surgery. Yeah, you know, ennobled myself. Actually, I was going to tighten the skin around the eyes, but the man offered to correct the nose.
- Your friend got contacts?
- Yes, if you say that I advised him, he will give you a discount on your next procedure.
- Look, we don't have an appointment, we just want to confirm your alibi... what makes you think I need plastic surgery?
Quote Explanation: Wes and Travis meet the suspect in the fight bandaged face.
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Viker 30-10-2019 / 09:01
The loss of face - the problem of the plastic surgeon.
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Viker 13-09-2019 / 08:10
Hey, well here they have services, of course... That's fucked up! Face lift, blepharoplasty, facelift, laser resurfacing of the face... Is you have some HUNDRED women it turns out!
Quote Explanation: STO - station maintenance.
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MegaMozg 12-04-2019 / 15:02
Recently, friends, I made myself an operation. Surgery on the nose and vyrovnal the partition was removed a little bump. Officially, this operation is called rhinoplasty. <...> I now many friends ask: why remove a hump, you become less a Jew! But I don't agree with it. If a Jew has something to cut, it does not become less a Jew.
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MegaMozg 01-10-2018 / 21:03
Many age crazy - I have a girlfriend, for example, all do plastic surgery, but hiding it - "just not done". One beat his chest that the seams have separated.
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MegaMozg 22-09-2018 / 11:04
Less and less I laugh at the work of plastic surgeons.
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MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 14:03
This is the pictorial multiplicity of Albertine that will eventually develop in its plastic and moral multiplicity - not just consisting in the change Express the variety of faces caused by the change of the view angle of the observer, but which reduces to the multiplicity in depth, a turmoil of objective, inherent contradictions over which the subject is powerless.
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MegaMozg 14-12-2017 / 04:09