Author of quotes: Elena Novikova

I am the mother of a gamer, I want to say on behalf of all the mothers of gamers: that's none of you fucked us, look at yourself - nobody will give you.

Many age crazy - I have a girlfriend, for example, all do plastic surgery, but hiding it - "just not done". One beat his chest that the seams have separated.

For me DotA is a terrible screaming from his room. There are shouts, I'm afraid to go there. All I can say: "Son, whoever took your body resist!"

The initiator of the divorce the father, and he doesn't see us and no walks. I wonder what his plan was? Do not see, do not go and are not married? Want to die like Django, released!

My son is sixteen and he recently went for the second time in the ninth grade. That's just ignoring the math, two hours sitting on the example, stick a pen and sits. I said, "What answer?" He said: "Say, eight". Say: "You then, say, a plasterer. Perhaps not a bad. But most likely soldiers."

No I have not yet gone, I know it well - I have been married for 25 years. However, with three different people.

I am particularly lucky because I have at home is revolutionary, such Chegevara. It's not just a cog in the machinery of the state, he is against the system. Here we have recently turned off the hot water and he refuses to wash my hair because this system is humiliating and he's not going to play by its rules - this system puts people on their knees in front of the basins.

The retirement age in Russia is called the age of survival. <...> So I live there nine years, and then I'm going to live. Here I will lay down on the sofa and will to live. To me, running with children, again something to ask, and I'll say, "I can't help you, I live. Bring cheese, wine and icons!"

What a joke of teenagers to jump from the window? Since you are so creative, come up with something unusual: "He killed himself cleaning his room..." 've soubirane to death!

Now every school has a psychologist! In every school! In my childhood, all time off to the toilet during the lessons, now off to the psychologist. "Marya, can I get out of depression? Well and piss at the same time, to have less to cry as you see." Now, even in kindergarten, a psychologist. I don't understand what is he doing there? Distributes all cards of the type "I'll see you in twenty years"?