Author of quotes: Ivan Urgant

I practically don't drink. But I'll have a drink with you.

- How did the Jews react when you joke to the Jews about the Jews?
- Some jokes are better not to insert that about the Jews for the Russian.
- Give an example of a joke about a Jew for a Jew or about a Jew to the Russian.
- In short, jokes about Jews for Jews, where Jews are good, most cunning? A joke for Russian, where the Jews a little bit not so good? But I had just two. More writing was unprofitable.

- You whom is easier to play: Samokhvalova from "Office romance", Masleeva from "About the poor hussar say a word" or Buzykin in "Autumn marathon"? Where are you? You closer to where?
- Everywhere!
- You everywhere? So Voland from "Master and Margarita"?
- Yes!

Oleg Basilashvili is my favorite artist. The man I idolize, through which I met and fell in love with his wife. Because when I heard this girl laughing and crying while watching the film "Autumn marathon", I realized that if I won't marry her, it will be the biggest mistake of my life.

All my friends and relatives in St. Petersburg, said to me: put on something serious, forget about the fact that it is summer. This Petersburg.

Jews love jokes about Jews. The famous saying of Catherine II "the Jews do not feed bread" is extended here: the Jews do not feed bread - give me a good laugh over each other. In fact, the irony is in all national and ethnic groups. But among the Jews it is particularly well developed, as I think that was their only weapon.

Believe me, no man on earth who would be so hated fascism and Stalinism, would be so hated Stalin and Hitler as I am. But there is nothing more effective, how to use them in the form of usmiechnieta. This is the best revenge these two wild boars, geeks, and freaks.

Of course, I am aware that my child may look like something strange and to do some nonsense. Only I don't feel awkward. We just laugh with his wife in unison and poke. Of course, cases mass. Many children's performances say so. But what am I going to be ashamed of their children?! If you are ashamed of their children - there are many luxurious homes. Turn! Let them adopt others!

In the education of children is the most important patience. Generally speaking, I'm the perfect tutor. I know that it is impossible to talk in a raised voice, you need to communicate with him on equal, if the child is below, you need to sit down to it so your eyes were at the same level, not talk down to him, to always respect his opinion, understand that it is independent and intelligent person, whose decision must be taken. And this is all in theory.
In life this way: "Nina, if you don't brush your teeth, I'll arrange that! And the cartoons you'll see next time in December!" And then comes wife: "Vanechka, and why, I will tell her".

I remember when dad offered me to drink beer. When I was sixteen years old. Well, I drank. Not that it was fun. Not dad to me, and I with him. In General, we are a family, with parents never drank. Ate here a lot. The father, realizing my unease, took a double blow.

The first cigarette in the house cannot occur because we do not smoke. Would be weird if kids will smoke, and the parents do not.

The older I get the more worried. I hate when children get sick. It is clear that nobody likes, but for me it's just horrible. Any temperature responds in me a dull pain.

I love it when I hedge on all sides. What is called - without dark spots on the MRI.

You know, I wish I could, opening his eyes in the age of Vladimir Posner (85), to discover that I'm not in a coffin. This is my greatest desire. And if you did I'm in a coffin - would like to see myself, without any help from him. Well, just another fitting. That's what I'd really like. And most importantly - I'd like to see yourself... Yes, I in principle would like to see at this age! And something to think. This is important.