Author of quotes: Ivan Urgant. Page 2
Increasingly, I suddenly associate the increased heart rate with the weather. Periodically note that the nearest pharmacy in a three-minute walk away. But something tells me that the main thing is to keep the youth inside. So I, like an idiot, listen to songs those who are old enough to be my sons. And always feel like I'm younger than people who are smarter than me and know more.
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MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 14:04
Less and less I laugh at the work of plastic surgeons.
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MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 14:03
Each of us is constantly repeated. I try this, the monotony of every day to change and paint with the help of simple palettes that I have. Flowers are few, they are basically the same with the Russian tricolor. But better color cartoon than the black-and-white.
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MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 14:02
I can't really relate to my age. Of course, I think I'm younger than my age. My grandmother, she is 89 years old, says: "Vanya, how fast time flies. Life has flown by with such speed that I didn't even realize how fast." The longer I live, the more I realize she was right. Maybe that's why I always late?
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MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 13:12
After myself enough to write one sentence that would be included in the textbooks. I have this: if on earth there were no women, there would be no men.
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MegaMozg 09-07-2018 / 08:02
Life should be loved. It will end, but love her not. When I eat tiramisu, you know that tiramisu will end, but I love it.
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MegaMozg 09-07-2018 / 07:02
I am often not confident or are afraid of so much, to many things are treated with caution, and of course, humor helps me. Better to die with a smile than with tears in his eyes.
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MegaMozg 09-07-2018 / 06:07
Only the final mad men aspire to total freedom. I like to be independent and to have someone depend on me.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 11:27
I wasn't expecting success, so the First channel is not expected. Why wait for success when you invest all money in one show!
Quote Explanation: About the show "Evening Urgant"
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 20:08
Paris +22, London +18, new York +21, Moscow -8... Spring has come! Go for Breakfast Tits frozen collect.
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MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 20:39
When humor ceases to be humor and becomes a humor subtext, automatically requires more mental effort - and the one who jokes and the one who hears the joke.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 15:17
Early in the morning he awoke from his sleep,
Outside the window is raging fierce spring...
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:32
Here we will rest in the nature. As you rest, and we rest on you.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:49
As the slogan of the Moscow realtors: one is good, two is better.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:48
In order to open the door and close the door, as my father said: "we Need energy. Sleep on the stairs! Morning open".
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:46
