Author of quotes: Ivan Urgant. Page 1



I don't know what situation exactly you are talking about. I try to with one hand - not Sbarro. On the other hand is not pulled. On the third hand - not poisoned. In General, that it did not creak, and in the time of the conversation, and at the time what the minimum movement is not crunched. If creaking of the joint I cough to muffle the crackle of a good Belgian cloth to muffle difficult. So I try to select the size. I am responsible for the size, volume, and color professionals.
№ 366869   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2019 / 10:32
I always appreciate, especially when someone dressed up. It's nice. You know, I like this elderly bride: happily, for you when someone else does something.
№ 366868   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2019 / 10:31
I have the children sit with these huge red eyes and wait for the transfer. Because we have a family rule: while daddy's on TV showed the children sleep don't go.
№ 366867   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2019 / 10:30
(Sometimes) have to get over myself and just do what I like the presenter of the First channel is not peculiar to lie.
№ 366866   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2019 / 10:29
I can't be in a bad mood. I don't have that right. I have never in my life the question "how are you doing?" is not answered that it is bad.
№ 366865   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2019 / 10:28
We TV and the Internet should be friends. And at some intersection to meet. In The State Duma.
№ 363973   Added MegaMozg 12-03-2019 / 18:26
My ideal morning: I Wake up to the singing of birds, graceful deer jump out of bed with laughter cast in the direction of the scales. And the morning dew run somewhere where there are people. Without people I can handle.
№ 336790   Added MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 15:08
If I have something gnawing worries, I don't keep it to yourself, know how to talk. So I'm surrounded by people who can listen to me at least the first hour and a half.
№ 336789   Added MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 15:07
Now came a happy time when she went on stage, I don't have to make an effort to know me.
№ 336788   Added MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 15:06
I have not read "the Three Musketeers" . But I listened to the record Dunaevsky countless times, and now give me any musical instrument - I sing all the songs in any condition, and all I will sing as one, regardless of whether they have bitcoin or not. Like a lamb I will sing!
№ 336787   Added MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 15:05
My mom was a character of steel. I always pray to her. Actually, I think that women are better than men. First, they are beautiful. Second, they are thinner. Thirdly, wiser. Fourth, patient. And fifth, they are stronger. In this country, certainly.
№ 336786   Added MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 15:04
I couldn't run a major shipyard. We would sit with welders and talked about literature, sipping Georgian wine. And on the horizon would quietly sank our tanker.
№ 336785   Added MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 15:03
I part not know and do not like. Therefore, the people you work with are experiencing the most tender, sentimental feelings.
№ 336784   Added MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 15:02
I don't like to be with someone in a fight. I know people who have engaging conflict, and this is their incredibly energizing. Fuels me completely opposite things. If someone offended me, I try to give to understand that calling a person an embezzler, a thief and a child molester, did not want to hurt his feelings.
№ 336783   Added MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 14:06
I envy those who can make it. For the New year, I promised myself to read 50 books. And it's a bit about a book a week. The more that books come in different thicknesses, and the letters of different sizes. However, I find myself thinking that I am in my fourth hour with a smartphone in hand, and the article about proper nutrition doesn't end there. Now, from the pages of Esquire, to offer all at least an hour before bedtime to postpone the phone to the side.
№ 336782   Added MegaMozg 07-08-2018 / 14:05