Author of quotes: Ivan Urgant. Page 3

Between Russia and China, there is a lot of confusion: Mongolia..

When Columbus sailed to discover America, Zhirinovsky sailed parallel to close it.

After 5 years in Ukraine can happen anything can come to power markers.

I can say without a beard is much cooler, but I no longer take birds and children stopped to lend a trifle at the grocery store...

I love the laughing women. Since childhood I was taught that laughing woman is inconsiderate. It is possible to get anywhere, steal and even get married.

If a man is confident, he can be absolutely anything! To go counter to all canons of beauty, kindness, strength... Known cases when women loved men, which would have a wild animal look!

I like to make surprises. To say: "Dear, I'll be late and will arrive at best three hours of the night," and arrive at five in the evening! The question is, who will you come home to find, but the one I want...

As soon as relations appear predictable, they lose their luster. Even in marriage a woman should stay until the end not understood the man. And when we look at each other as a disassembled LEGO', is all...

There are girls who obey immediately. Moreover, you don't even have any desire to conquer them, and they have already conquered. And there are girls who, on the contrary, do not give up. In Leningrad there is a prospect unconquered. I think a woman needs to create in men the feeling that she was with this prospect. That he made it, conquered, robbed, stole, stole. And absolutely no matter what however, she sat and waited his 15 years at the window. And as soon as he entered, I almost fainted from happiness.

I had dreamed - Oh, if I began to read. Now I think - please don't stop! But, thank God, I was not torn to pieces. So, run up to someone, otschipnet a piece of coat..

I treat money with caution and contempt, and even with a sense of disgust. Nevertheless I know that their presence simplifies things. It's like the unloved mother-in-law, who works in the Prosecutor's office.

Peter decided to go to Petersburg appeared the Petersburg.

In France. Metro.
- Escalators are not long, apparently, and the depth is not very large, it's not like in my hometown - Saint-Petersburg, go back in and already half the day has passed.

The strongest marriages are when people meet in the registry office, and next time you see on the silver wedding.