TV series: I

- In honor of what turmoil, Irina Nikolaevna? The area will leave, but the curtains have not been hung?
- Alexander, we're not kidding right now. And on the curtains you, by the way, did not pass!
- And why take them? The kids still draw on them, you immediately hang the vatman and that's it!

- Sasha, which do you want to take? Such... defiant red-sexy or such... delicate, pink, sensual? Ok thank you!
- And what did he say?
- Both said! It is necessary to come up with something erotic for the carcass, and then if I just call Sasha the colors, he is not so compliant.

Your head is like Maasdam cheese - flew into one hole, flew into the other!

- Everything is simple here! You will be a spin line technologist. People study this specialty for five years, but what does it really mean? Look with a smart look at the devices and write all sorts of scribbles on a piece of paper.

A person quickly gets used to the good, especially to the free.

- Yes, because these fools with breast prostheses, they are all squeezed. Do you think a normal person will voluntarily cram polymer jellyfish into himself? How do they live with these crazy people?

- And these are my old ones! I bought it last year. It's just that for Sasha, 6700 for one dress is expensive, but for five different things it is quite normal.

- What are these things?
- And these are my old ones! Last year I bought. Just for Sasha 6700 for one dress is expensive, and for five different things it is quite normal.

It was easy to confuse a banal breakfast on Rublevka with the anniversary of a respected person.

- Tanya, I'm back, how are you?
- Okay! The soup cooked, the cutlets are fried, the Windows wiped, Leshchiny things did a load, and now socks for winter knit.
- Wow! What I have done!
- Well done, well done... But if you again tomorrow for the Internet pay to forget, I will kill you!