Character: Sylvester Andreevich Sergeyev
Your head is like Maasdam cheese - flew into one hole, flew into the other!
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MegaMozg 20-08-2021 / 15:57
- Everything is simple here! You will be a spin line technologist. People study this specialty for five years, but what does it really mean? Look with a smart look at the devices and write all sorts of scribbles on a piece of paper.
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MegaMozg 20-08-2021 / 15:45
Sasha, the body is not Kazakh partners, it will not disappoint.
1 Season 10 Series
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:45
Dub for me! I already did: the house was built, grown son, who should be put away!
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:44
You have no money? This I have no money! And you have no idea how much I have no money!
2 Season 22 Series
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:00
I'm a simple Russian billionaire.
2 Season 19 Series
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:00
- Not that I do not understand... Just wanted to discuss...
- Discussed their cover!
2 Season 52 Series
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:22
A restaurant incurs losses.
- Sylvester Andreyevich, it's not me, it is a crisis.
I know, I know, so the whole country otmazyvaetsya.
2 Season 52 Series
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:22
What am I, a monument to next to me to kiss?
4 Season 24 Series
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:20
Tears, snot, drool, female fluids, and the male - cognac, whiskey in the morning and mineral water.
3 Season 41 Series
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:46
Your ad will be read longer than sex... Advertising of condoms should be bright, catchy and short as what you wear them! Got it?
1 Season 13 Series
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 06:43
After what happened, the crisis have to marry me..
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 06:43
- But Sasha is good and he has a heart!
- And I have no heart! I celled bastard!
1 Season 18 Series
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:34
- Dad, you don't understand! I don't want to continue your business, do not want to absorb aluminum smelters, shit in a glass toilet so the guard could see that I was safe, don't want before dinner my food tasted Nikolai Yegorovich...
- God rest his soul...
1 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:36
His only positive RH factor!
Quote Explanation: About Michael
2 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:08