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- God, in this city there is someone who did plastic surgery?
- I feel the seller of the semen in a brothel.

Girls now can pump up the lips, change the shape of the nose and even to make artificial Breasts. In the Soviet Union, the artificial breast has been only one man - the clown of the Pencil in the room in which he portrayed a woman.

An important object of cosmetic "improvement" almost everyone is a chest, which after visiting the clinic looks like it's inflated with a Bicycle pump.

They say the human body is seventy percent water. And in my opinion, the body of some girls to seventy percent of the silicone and Botox - and that includes the brain.

I always wondered what the victims of plastic surgery make these beaver? Maybe chewed to preserve the teeth to old age and to save money on dentures?

Plastic surgery works wonders.
Nature works wonders, and the plastic surgery they corrected.

I want to grow old without facelifts... I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I've made. Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young but then you d never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you.
I want to grow old without plastic surgery. They make a person lifeless, deprived of his character. I wish I had the courage to remain faithful to my custom face. Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young. But then my life would be incomplete, isn't it? I never fully learned myself.

In the office of a plastic surgeon even the walls have ears.

Now 90 years. Plastic surgery - what to brush my teeth.

Take movie stars: they skin ass and prizhivlyayut to face. On ass skin wrinkles after all. Recent years they dohazhivayut with buttocks instead of faces.

Thank God for Botox!

- Mom, what is this?!
- I decided to adjust the lips. You want to go. David shakes fat from our butts and injects lips...
- Clear the meaning of the expression "Hear out of your ass"!

To plastic surgeons every day come hundreds of women, pulling out bags photos Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Jessica Parker or Michelle Gellar, and ask: "Make me a ass, Breasts slide closer to each other, and in the mouth give silicone". For me, Jennifer is cheap brand clothing and nothing more, and Sarah is a Jewish name. But seriously, why do people keep trying to be like someone? Why many people think that to achieve harmony with you, changing appearance? What is the internal reproduction?

- When I have a lot of money, I will take medicine and will do plastic surgery.
- Why plastic?
- To put in order the face of your sister.