Author of quotes: Dmitry Romanov

I often fly planes and it annoys me when at the end of the flight on the loudspeaker say: "Please note that the first to the output of the invited passengers in business class". I always at this point I want to say: no need to draw this to our attention. Simply, if you want to humiliate us to the max, keep all your phrases to the end. Say, "First to the exit invited passengers in business class, get into their expensive cars and go to the country house, and you go to tape to wait for his plaid bag. Toilets for passengers of economy class are located in the tail of the aircraft, and passengers in business class can just piss in the direction of the economy."