Book: Our tragic universe

To live forever is that to marry himself and not be able to get a divorce.

Monster becomes the only one whom we are taken for a monster.

That moves the wind or the flag? Two monks argue about it, and here it comes the wise man and says: "the Wind is not moving and the flag is not moving. Moving mind".

In the publishing environment, most conversations conversations resembled the Alzheimer's patients, because all too much thinking and too much reading...

Perhaps one of the saddest facts of modern life is that at work, or on a nearby street, or on the other side there is always someone who will be able to understand you better than the person with whom you live.

Our marriage is like a piece of furniture. So, you know, too bulky to take to the dump. And put together back - well, that was not visible nails for strength.

A biologist, mathematician, physicist and philosopher ride the train in Scotland. From the window they see a black sheep. Biologists says: "In Scotland there are black sheep!" Physicist argues: "it is Impossible to generalize. But we can say that at least one sheep in Scotland is black." Mathematician, stroking his beard and says: "In reality, we know only that one side of one sheep in Scotland is black." A philosopher for a long time looking out the window, thinking about all this, and finally said: "I don't believe in sheep."