Book: Our human friends

Is aliens!
- So what? I am not a racist.

God, knowing human weakness, gave them one quality.
And what, pray tell, mA'am?
- Conscience, sir. Conscience, which gives rise to three advantages.
- The hypocrisy, the cruelty, the malice?
- No. Love. Humor. Creativity.

Man is the only animal whose passions lead to foolishness.

The remote for the TV. Here the main indicator of the superiority of a married couple. "Operating the TV" - means to determine the schedule of the entire evening. When the man refuses to do - he loses everything.

- I thought so, you do viviencia...
- Surgery, - he corrects.
- I saw it on TV. It's horrible.
- Don't believe everything you see in the news.
- There are things that you can imagine. You leave the hamsters for a few hours under the UV lamps, checking the action of tanners. Is it true or not?
- So you did, my child.
- You cut off the heads of monkeys and check whether they continue to live without a body!
- To better to cure your migraines, my child.
- You drip shampoo into the eyes of rabbits!
- To better protect your eyes from irritation, my child.
You really are a vile cretin.
- You don't know everything! he says. My colleagues are working with malaria. They always need live mosquitoes. You know, how they are fed? Placed in an aquarium rabbit. Mosquitoes RAID on him, stuck from head to toe, and when they fly, rabbit all empty, flat, sucked...

You spit on their own kind because I can't understand them. You're just a coward.

- Not a believer - just a sack of meat.
- I never claimed to be something else.