Book: Here you will come to no harm



If you are in a desperate situation, fear not. Later.
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Fear with pleasure.
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At night all cats are scary
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- And now tell me about your worst childhood memory. Of course, if your childhood is already over.
- Oh, is a student rolled his eyes. - It was awful! I was five years old. Oh, I can't... I still remember with a shudder!
- So, encouraged by her instructor. - Go ahead.
- My parents took my sister and me to spend the summer with grandma...
"Yeah," George took up the pen and write: "The worst - grandmother."
- No, grandma good. Grandma gave me the look of an old photo of my grandfather...
- So, - the instructor crossed out the previous entry, write: "The worst - grandpa's picture."
- No! Grandpa there was beautiful. In uniform. Grandma said it was the best grandfather photo. And I have this picture in five minutes lost. That was a horror! I cried so much!
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with sufficient amount of duct tape can fix anything. even the ripped Scotch tape
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The main thing - to make a killer first impression.
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I think, therefore, intelligent.
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Tomorrow the finals for the melee, ' said Marie.-Sixth squad against the fourth.
- Our win, ' said Jeanne, roommate, frowning at the pages of the "Police Gazette".
- And our - who is this?
- Who's gonna win, those and our. Marie smiled.
- Unscrupulous you.
- What do you think, friend? Jeanne looked up from the newspaper. - Partners need to choose the winners, then the marriage is strong and healthy children.
- But I disagree. All people are divided...
- It would be correct to say: "All human breed". We're not amoeba.
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