Book: Invisible academics

Most of my professors were old enough to remember at least two fierce battles between the different parties of wizards. The worst of them managed to bring to completion only by the fact that Rincewind was a half-brick in a sock.

Well-known in any institution, the law says: if you want the job done, give it to someone already busy on the ears.

People don't understand that tyranny has limits. They think I can do what I want, just because I can do what I want.

The beauty of a neutral. It is not a synonym of love and kindness.

It is not what you get. The fact that you get relatively where you started.

They just did not read fairy-tales, thought Glenda. - If you want to find beauty, digging in the dirt.

- He has some sort of personal life?
- As far as I know, he collects stationery. I suspect his life may change for the better if one day he will meet a young lady willing to dress up like an envelope.

Everyone should try as much. And the more you, the more you have to do.

The word "world" is usually defined as a period of calm and rearmament before the next war.

- By the way, it is (in the paste) crocodile testicles. Very nutritious.
- I didn't know that crocodiles have eggs, the Professor said the most modern runes.
- No, - said slugabed Snobs.