Book: Interesting times. Page 1
The absence of the chase is no excuse not to run.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 15:54
Adventure! People talk about it as something worthwhile, meanwhile, is simply a mixture of poor nutrition, constant lack of sleep and total strangers, the inexplicable persistence in trying to stick different parts of your body all sorts of sharp objects.
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Dead. Poisoning with heavy metals.
- It's like?
Three the sword in the belly.
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- But there are great things that are worth giving your life for.
- No, there are no such things! Because you have only one life, and great things - like dogs nerezanyh.
- Oh gods, how can you live with such philosophy?
- For a long time!
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He really loved the island. There was such a thing as Coconut surprise. Take the coconut, hit it with a stick - and you! Inside the coconut! These are the surprises he loved more than anything in the world.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 11:15
Chaos always defeats order because it is better organized.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:45
I never sacrifice even a pawn, smiled the Lady.
But for the sake of victory, sometimes you have to sacrifice pieces.
Oh, I do not seek to win, she smiled. But I play to not lose.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:02
- Cohen, they're all very old.
- They're the cream of the barbarian community!
- Cohen, they have cheese.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:13
- Luck is my middle name - muttered Rincewind. - And first, by the way, is "No".
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:13
- I once ate a person. During the siege, so here.
- What, really ate?
- Not entirely, just the leg.
- It's awful!
- No, mustard is fine.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:42
Luck is my middle name. And the first, incidentally, is Not.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:42
- Strange, damn country, he said. - Did you hear that the Empire is surrounded with a wall?
- So... uh... could not get... these, um, Barbara?..
- Oh, a very wise way of protection - sarcastically chuckled Cohen. - Like how come we're watching: Bah! - Yes, there is a twenty-foot wall, let's go, we better back in good time, well, that is three thousand miles, it is still better to get out than go and make some stairs made of pine, which is on every corner growing. No! The wall they've built to ensure that nobody could get out!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:42
- What do you call the things that grind corn?
- The peasants.
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He wore boots with extremely thick soles.
Is that your feet can reach the ground, - he explained.
- In a normal boot, they're... uh... not get it?
No. Orthopedic problem. It's like... you Know, there are many people who have one leg shorter than the other? So, I have this, you know, funny thing...
- Don't tell! - cried Rincewind. - sometimes I find amazing inspiration... And you have both legs shorter?
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