Book: Heart of a dog. Page 2

I did not master, the Lord all in Paris!

One tear can not be! Remember this time forever. On man and animal can act only by suggestion.

The food is... tricky thing. There is a need to be able and imagine most people do have can not. You need to not only know what to eat, but when and how. And what to say. Yes-If you care about your digestion, my advice is - don't talk about Bolshevism or medicine at table. And - God forbid - never read before lunch Soviet Newspapers.

That is, he said? It is not meant to be human.

But the eyes - and here it is up close, from afar and not be confused. Oh, my eyes - a lot. Like a barometer. Everything is visible - who has a great drought in his soul, who for no reason that can poke with the toe of his boot in your ribs, and who is himself afraid of you.

What do you mean by devastation? The old woman with a crutch? A witch who smashes all the Windows and put out all the lights? Yes it does and does not exist. What do you mean by this word? (...) It is this: if I, instead of operating every evening, will start in his apartment singing the chorus, I will come devastation. If I'm entering the restroom, will, pardon the expression, peeing beside the pan and the same will be to do Zina and Darya Petrovna, in the lavatory will begin devastation. Consequently, the disruption is not in the closet, and in their heads. So when these clowns start shouting "stop the ruin!" - I laugh. (...). I swear to you, I find it funny! This means that each of them should hit himself on the head! And that's when he hatched from himself any hallucinations and cleaning barns - direct their business - the devastation will disappear by itself. Serve two gods is impossible! It is impossible at one and the same time to sweep the tram tracks and settle the fate of some Spanish ragamuffins! No one could, doctor, and especially people who are generally behind in development by Europeans for 200 years, still not quite confident button up their own pants!