Book: Heart of a dog

Don't worry, he won't bite.
"I don't bite?" - surprised dog.

And what, one in seven rooms spread, his pants had forty pairs, and the other hanging around in the trash looking for food boxes...

Oh, look at me, I die.

Now, walking down the street, I meet with secret horror look at every dog. God knows what they have hidden in the brains!

I am absolutely entranced.

You look ever on his face: he across a wider!

Filthy swine-and a proletarian!

- Let me ask you why it smells so disgusting?
Balls sniffed the jacket anxiously.
- Well, well, it smells... known: in the specialty. Yesterday cats strangled, suffocated.

Sir, if you could see what this sausage, you would never have gone near the store.

Explain to me please why we need to artificially fabricate Spinoza, when any woman can give birth anytime?

Take everything and divide.

Verily I say to you: may 4, 1925, the earth will fly the celestial axis!

If you live in Moscow, and at least some brain in your head you will inevitably learn how to read and write, though without any courses. Of the forty thousand dogs in Moscow and perhaps even some complete idiot will not be able to spell out the word "sausage".

Humanity itself takes care of this and in an evolutionary manner every year worked, highlighting the weight of all filth, creates dozens of outstanding geniuses decorating globe.