Book: Academy of curses. Sixth lesson: how to beat Prince of Chaos

- In the future - Yur embraced by the shoulders and led her to the restaurant - when trying to kiss you, need to shout, Deya. Loud, demanding, and threatening.
- What? - decided to check me.
- Mm-m, what to yell? You need to yell something inspirational.
- For example? And who can tell me why I'm smiling.
For example: "Devour me, Abyss".
- Why "me"?
"Well," the drow chuckled, because your's greatest kisser at least this turn of events truly surprised.
- A maximum?
- How high will your mind you crazy to kiss, you better agree.

- Dey, you don't drink! - came very close to a blatant voice of Yurao. Definitely don't drink. I'll tell you more, day, himself drinking more will not, because you would not believe - until the gnomes got drunk!
Didn't believe and strangled voice asked:
- It's like?
Is? - Yur chuckled. - Dancing-dancing with you, and you op - and became a dwarf, and that beard, I tell you.

- Uncle, which only looks like a drow, and in fact, dwarf even the respected folder, and if I throw a coin, the Abyss in response throws at me gold?
Now quietly in the temple was long.
Everyone thought. So all dwarves greedy on Abyss while Abyss was silent - who knows, wary or indifferent. And Yurao thought that would answer the child, and all too.
I doubt it, in the end, he gave - because there are suspicions that the Abyss is also a little dwarf...

- Yur, you're not drow.
- No? - was astonished officer Nites, flashing Golden eyes. - Who?
- You're a leprechaun, legal, hereditary!