Character: The Day Of RIAT



- Screw you! selection of Yurao.
- It is unlikely, I have you, carelessly, parry I, - with its sound financial policy, so there are people about me, the pitiful fool, to take care of.
So you... in-law live! - persists it.
- That's cruel.
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- Dake! - he shouted for all the hostel. - There came to you!
- Lady in fine stockings? - I said sarcastically.
"No," the Goblin grinned obscenely, drow in a thin shirt.
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The ancients said: "the House of the man of the world, the world of women - only house." I wish you the world of your favorite you have divided him in half, and he shared with you, your world, and from that moment you walked through life hand in hand.
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- In the future - Yur embraced by the shoulders and led her to the restaurant - when trying to kiss you, need to shout, Deya. Loud, demanding, and threatening.
- What? - decided to check me.
- Mm-m, what to yell? You need to yell something inspirational.
- For example? And who can tell me why I'm smiling.
For example: "Devour me, Abyss".
- Why "me"?
"Well," the drow chuckled, because your's greatest kisser at least this turn of events truly surprised.
- A maximum?
- How high will your mind you crazy to kiss, you better agree.
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- Dey, you don't drink! - came very close to a blatant voice of Yurao. Definitely don't drink. I'll tell you more, day, himself drinking more will not, because you would not believe - until the gnomes got drunk!
Didn't believe and strangled voice asked:
- It's like?
Is? - Yur chuckled. - Dancing-dancing with you, and you op - and became a dwarf, and that beard, I tell you.
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- Yur, you're not drow.
- No? - was astonished officer Nites, flashing Golden eyes. - Who?
- You're a leprechaun, legal, hereditary!
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And Harder slightly leaning, roared:
- I was attacked! his roar was extinguished some of the torches. - Defenseless me, confident in the fact that the Palace is adequately protected!
Vampires once looked at me... Yes, I also thought that they could not attack on the winged demon, even "unarmed" and self-security. But the demon decided to prove to everyone that still attacked.
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That happens when you fall asleep thinking about him and Wake up with the same thoughts. I understood that I fell in love completely. No, I knew before, but to get in the pool with his head and at the same time soar with happiness, it is started just now.
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- How was your day?
- Came in this morning. Saw that ring again on your arm... I Went all day and smiled.
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- Well, - murmured thoughtfully, - uncle, you have gnome, and it is clear where your "sound financial policy", but this?..
Is? Of yurao chuckled. - On my father's side we have the vampires, and my mother's great-grandmother in General, a dark witch.
Wow, and look like a decent drow.
Quote Explanation: After inspection of the Cabinet of Yurao
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'No,' I groaned, wishing exclusively the dishes.
- And to them life wasn't bad enough, stated the master, sending the dirty dishes from the academic dining room on the already known route.
Boo... Bing... Bang!
Then full of rage:
- Listen, you APE, I'll find you, understand, Yes? I find you, I swear to the abyss, and you're back in the womb to climb, you hear? APE, you're screwed, got it, right? I love you...
Lord Tierney closed the portal, and then thoughtfully asked:
- Who is "APE"?
And if I laugh to somehow keep trying, then after...
- Hmm, with a smile looking at me, said the master, - for the sake of laughter I am ready to sacrifice Goblin Kingdom a couple of sets
- "AP" - it's the Academy of Curses, Cutlery monogram was!
"Well," raising his glass, said Lord Thiers, - feast of life "Ages" the Dark Empire, but not hurt your teeth and fin them... in General, sorry innocent ubie abilities...
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Master of Thiers was, as usual, half-naked. And now the female half of the Academy shamelessly staring at Lord-Director, blatantly ignoring the meaning of the spoken words. And the reason I joined the male half, which when you look at the master was cold and jealous. And it is unclear what more, though, probably, the guys still had more jealous, but I'm cold.
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