Book: Academy of curses. Lesson one: don't curse your Director

'No,' I groaned, wishing exclusively the dishes.
- And to them life wasn't bad enough, stated the master, sending the dirty dishes from the academic dining room on the already known route.
Boo... Bing... Bang!
Then full of rage:
- Listen, you APE, I'll find you, understand, Yes? I find you, I swear to the abyss, and you're back in the womb to climb, you hear? APE, you're screwed, got it, right? I love you...
Lord Tierney closed the portal, and then thoughtfully asked:
- Who is "APE"?
And if I laugh to somehow keep trying, then after...
- Hmm, with a smile looking at me, said the master, - for the sake of laughter I am ready to sacrifice Goblin Kingdom a couple of sets
- "AP" - it's the Academy of Curses, Cutlery monogram was!
"Well," raising his glass, said Lord Thiers, - feast of life "Ages" the Dark Empire, but not hurt your teeth and fin them... in General, sorry innocent ubie abilities...

Master of Thiers was, as usual, half-naked. And now the female half of the Academy shamelessly staring at Lord-Director, blatantly ignoring the meaning of the spoken words. And the reason I joined the male half, which when you look at the master was cold and jealous. And it is unclear what more, though, probably, the guys still had more jealous, but I'm cold.

- Wash - I suggested.
A quick glance and not less than contrite:
I better just throw it.
- But I well washed, - I said resentfully.
And I had a wonderful throw - master smiled. - Can demonstrate.

... We bring into adulthood the habits of his family, and often, therefore, problems of misunderstandings, recriminations, and a military solution to disputes spill over from family to family.

Of Doria, miss.
- So Baba too! - boomed poluork.
- What is with her Baba. Dwarf angrily waved his hand. Is Dake.
"Here," did not fail sarcastic drow, and out in the twentieth year of life that you're not even a woman.

They say that when a woman becomes a mother, her whole world is flipped upside the head. Mom told me that she needed to take me, a newborn, in his arms, and she hated the whole world. Because before it was just the world, and now she perceived him as the enemy for such a small and defenseless me.

And you adepti should know two truths - or just say something, anything to prove his to the last. Don't leave the path, if we stepped on it.

- Day, - suddenly said Lord Thiers, - tell me the truth always rewarded for dignity, or in any situation it is better to remain silent?
- I was always taught that silence is Golden, - with a shrug, I replied. - And in some ways it is, but... while I kept silence, my life steadily rolled into the... Abyss. And there, in your office, I could not resist and did not remain silent, but I can't say that I regret it

The word is the strongest of guns intelligent beings. The idea is sometimes stronger, like magic, but it's the word that is able to kill or revive! It is the word the guide of our thoughts, a way to transmit a thought from one to another. And only the word is able to destroy even that created by magic, nature, man! Remember the power of words! Understand once and for all what your credo in life is silence. Know that your power is not the ability to show what you can do, but the ability to hide it.

- I hear You! - hurry, Lord of Thiers. - Clearly, accurately and thoroughly.
Clearly, clearly and thoroughly, I could only be silent, and demonstrated.