Character: The Yurao Nites

He said that I'm twenty-five! For a year more gave! I do not forgive! Here you will fall in love, want to marry, and then I'll show him... a merry life!
- Yeah, stormy honeymoon... Ri, let's start with the fact that you're twenty-six, we conclude that a man is not your level.

- That we, men, always, of the - Yurao, gently taking me back to the path to the kissing didn't notice. - When you love and breathe can't. Timid each word, each look like a little boy. And you just determination and perseverance bring.

- In the future - Yur embraced by the shoulders and led her to the restaurant - when trying to kiss you, need to shout, Deya. Loud, demanding, and threatening.
- What? - decided to check me.
- Mm-m, what to yell? You need to yell something inspirational.
- For example? And who can tell me why I'm smiling.
For example: "Devour me, Abyss".
- Why "me"?
"Well," the drow chuckled, because your's greatest kisser at least this turn of events truly surprised.
- A maximum?
- How high will your mind you crazy to kiss, you better agree.

- Dey, you don't drink! - came very close to a blatant voice of Yurao. Definitely don't drink. I'll tell you more, day, himself drinking more will not, because you would not believe - until the gnomes got drunk!
Didn't believe and strangled voice asked:
- It's like?
Is? - Yur chuckled. - Dancing-dancing with you, and you op - and became a dwarf, and that beard, I tell you.

- Uncle, which only looks like a drow, and in fact, dwarf even the respected folder, and if I throw a coin, the Abyss in response throws at me gold?
Now quietly in the temple was long.
Everyone thought. So all dwarves greedy on Abyss while Abyss was silent - who knows, wary or indifferent. And Yurao thought that would answer the child, and all too.
I doubt it, in the end, he gave - because there are suspicions that the Abyss is also a little dwarf...

- Yur, you're not drow.
- No? - was astonished officer Nites, flashing Golden eyes. - Who?
- You're a leprechaun, legal, hereditary!

- Well, - murmured thoughtfully, - uncle, you have gnome, and it is clear where your "sound financial policy", but this?..
Is? Of yurao chuckled. - On my father's side we have the vampires, and my mother's great-grandmother in General, a dark witch.
Wow, and look like a decent drow.

- Where is your ring? - he hissed.
- Where it is supposed to be vague I said.
- Where is it? - did not understand the officer Nites.
- Yes, I have it, I had to admit, just... I'll never wear again.
It is in the neck on a string! - I hissed.
The yurao withered away and asked:
- You are an ancient artifact, a family heirloom of Turov, on a string?

- Do me a favor and die quickly, replied Ri.
- Put a muzzle in it, we are at work, Stripping me, she said, Yurao.
- At work you're immortal?

Is lynching and lawlessness, you have no grounds to call me to account for offences for which such punishment as the death penalty and...
- I'll just kill, for the love of art, ' hissed Thiers.