Book: This is our home

God... and how me here has managed to get... Sometimes it seems that in this world there is not one stinking holes, which to me is not plugged, but no - there is another, narrower and smelly...

Of curiosities were a worn silver coin, found by washing the samples. Time and the river did a great job, from inscriptions and drawings left only fragments. Discovery, perhaps valuable from the point of view of archaeology, but Oleg it was as interesting as the idiot trigonometry.

You, Dobrynya, let's also get married, and marry a local. That's when you'll understand all the charm of family life. Woman here the words across the man will never say stupid tantrum and never satisfied. The man is a warrior and breadwinner, woman - mother and house holds. No feminism and girl saliva. Tell her a few words, and she in five minutes I will collect a lump in the road. But then he spends and spends so that he would leave with a light heart.

The Hollywood film industry firmly hammered into one's head: after the phrase "everything under control" usually start basic trouble - everything that was before this code phrase can be considered just a prelude.

Whether it's in the movie, all is now ended in cine standard: the aborigines, upon entering the village, would be severely cut forty-two seconds. The main character in this case would have received a harmless but beautiful wound. Touching trembling five-centimeter eyelashes, he would have tied up a stunning blond girl, using as dressings nylon lace lingerie. The hero, giving her face the shape of the layout odinnadtsatimetrovogo bucket for walking excavator "NKMZ" ESH-11/70, this (the first sign of masculinity), affectionately comforted her erotic phrase "everything is under control". But this time, dragging fourteen meters of unwound intestines, to his back slowly crawled twice mortally wounded the main villain with anti-tank mine in his mouth. And only at the last moment he'd slammed the iron lid from the manhole to each of the main character - actor, and certainly African-American. In the end would be a long kiss the main character from the blond "nurse" is if the film is strictly only for cash, without any pretensions to true taste and with not too high hopes on getting a heap of prestigious academic awards. Otherwise, kiss the main character will have with chernikovym African American - it significantly increases the chances of the ceremonial presentation of several gold-plated statues.

Only a fool would think that Dobrynya rules there alone, like a king or dictator. Even the Monk with his iron grip did not succeed - the part of the authorities had to share with his colleagues. Otherwise, no way. If you wish to edit is entirely personally, you should possess a number of incredible qualities. First, never sleep (sleeping will cut the opposition). Secondly, to cook their own meals or do not eat (the cook will make to administer the poison by the same opposition). Thirdly, to have a head supercomputer (need to know all about every nail in your possessions and each pig named; after all, loyal companions on whom it is possible to take, no). Fourth, in any case can not be mistaken (as the blame for the mistake not to put the blame on colleagues, and the erring chief causes irritation of the masses). Fifth... However, the first four requirements personal characteristics such megaliter will be enough to ensure the impossibility of the existence of such unique pieces.