Book: Around the cabbage

Envy.
Important steps in the yard Donkey:
Donkey clip got today!
RAM jealous buddy skill:
Lucky the fools on different new things!

In the chicken coop.
"Hen, I have a serious nature,
And there is nothing wasted to build chickens.
In our the main thing - gravity,
Everything else is stuff and nonsense..."
So said Chicken-FilePlanet,
Appointed to the position of the cock.

Dog philosophy.
"Oh, the hard days have come, -
Sadly laments Watchdog. -
All my life I dreamed to catch your tail
Not understood, not supported..."
Watchdog of the world looks askance,
Whine that life is empty...
Outlook Barbosa
Depends on the length of the tail.

Academic career.
In studying Gelding
Was very moderate
He had a timid,
Lazy nature,
But, thinking about their future career
He decided to do
In the graduate school.
And he went,
Surrendering a hail Mary
Dozens of stallions
Him zaslona:
His aunt Nag
Was the wife of Professor Knight.
She was not allowed,
To Gelding
Was for science
Lost forever...
And here is a scientist Gelding -
The candidate
A specialist in breeding.
He remembers hundreds
Thousands of quotes
And even uses them skillfully.
The theory he knows
To the end,
And only practice
It is slightly disturbing...
Of gelding will not work stallion,
And it is unlikely that there patronage help.

Celebrity.
Not only on the edge
Were known to Bear a heavy weight -
Rattled the glory of the whole forest
He Duby breaks as toys.
In short, the famous Bear.
Why would I think he still want to?
But Mike on the other fussing:
He's on the edge does not want to live.
"I should be at the center live!
I'm too famous!
I'm not some worthless frog!
Provincial life
Me tormented!
The edge is not for me! I'm over the edge!"
The reason found
The bear in the centre was transferred.
Where will live the Bear - I'm right, anyway.
But it is bad that we have so got:
A resident of Smolensk or Pskov
Just became famous in the capital soon.
And even Kursk Nightingale
Long gone are the Kursk, and Moscow.

Authoritative Binding.
Often, the truth hurts,
We are ready to believe any nonsense,
When it comes from the mouth of authority...
Balance Sheet
Hemmed in trouble
From the collection of poems of the famous poet.
And now,
Taken by death
Glorified Balance Sheet,
In quotations and epigraphs copied.
And though long worn cover,
Balance Sheet
Still lives
And even, say, the music put to it.

Screen.
Screens flaunt,
And it is, of course, it pleases.
It is no accident screen every time
Delight simply falls to the floor.
Expose a screen show,
But in vain because she is alarmed:
After all, she was here for the blind
What is not supposed to see.

Broom.
A layer of mud floors overgrown -
Do not see the steps. -
"Oh, would buy the vacuum cleaner! -
Dreaming broom. -
I'd be standing here in the corner
And gave advice:
There's a speck on the floor
Here the mote is not present.
I have nothing to hide! -
To work susceptible...
The vacuum cleaner should I get
I would put things in order!"

Bag and Purse.
Live bag with a purse
Like a dove with a dove.
In the morning they go side by side
The market for shopping.
(Like the Bazaar,
Look at the product.
How much radish,
How much watermelon
Learn along the way.
Bag gaining the goods
And the purse - pay:
And tomato,
And garlic,
And lengths of silk...
When empty wallet
Empty and bag.

Factory pipe.
Factory pipe
Clumsy, rough
And quite ugly to look at,
But she's no beauty
Reach the heights
And not for nothing sky smokes.

Spade.
Spade angular
And heavy hand,
But still the shovel
Reliable, faithful friend.
She layers other
Hard,
It is in the things of the earth
Penetrates deep.

The thermometer.
Oh, this thermometer,
Glass boy
Responsive,
Sensitive nature!
In the apartment someone
Will go back for a couple of days
And he has
Temperature.